We are in the throes of potty training. This means Zach is often times running around without pants and undies. He is doing great with #1 but kid hates to poop. He hates to poop anywhere, especially the potty.
He was running around naked one day and was freaking out because he was farting, so naturally he came and sat on my lap.....
....your fart had a little friend named poop little buddy.
What is most sad is I was so wrapped up running him to the potty and trying to convince him good 'ole #2 is not scary I did not realize I had been hit.
It was awhile later I stopped and told myself it was dirt, not poop on my leg and went about my day.
Boys are gross.