3 year old: "Mommy, I'm tired but if I sleep I can't see anything. It's hard to sleep when I can't see."
Me: my usual blank stare, then pull some bs out of my butt....."we will go on adventures tomorrow & there will be lots to see, but you have to sleep and rest first"
Told you, complete bs. I did start calling everything an adventure early, so Zach is no Lewis and Clark. An adventure to Zach is going to the grocery store and getting to walk down the toy aisle. It's either evil or genuis, I'm not sure which one.
One man says buying stamps & mailing bills, another says adventure. Clearly the one who says adventure is one of my children & needs to visit a therapist for this & a whole lot of other weird issues.