Did you know, after birthing 2 children, you may pee a little while doing box jumps in a bootcamp class at the gym? At which point I paused to have a conversation with myself..."what was that? It can't be....did I really just pee in my pants? What in the actual hell? I just fu**ing peed my pants. Good thing I sweat like a menopausal woman now, you can't even tell. I need to start doing kegels ASAP." I mean, being 30 is pretty awesome.
|I'm clearly excelling at motherhood.|
So I leave you for 4 months and then I provide gems of peeing my pants and life being difficult. You're welcome.