Wednesday, November 16, 2011

True Story

So yesterday I got Zach out of his crib and he had his pacifier in his mouth.  I walked into the other room, which apparently made him very upset, and Zach started screaming which clearly makes his pacifier fall out.  Once I got things under control (he hates me at times, but that turd always loves his swing) I go in search of the fallen pacifier.  Now our house is small and I look for a good 15 minutes and can't find it anywhere.  I'm starting to worry the dog ate it when I find it.......down my shirt.  How that happened and how in the world I didn't notice is beyond me.  The moral of the story is when in doubt check in your clothes.

Look at this's hard to believe I can scream so loud


  1. and it just keeps getting better.....i'm not sure what's funnier...him peeing on himself or you losing things in your clothes...

  2. first projectile pee, now projectile pacifier.