I admit it, I have Toms. Red ones. For those not aware, these are hipster shoes...ugly trendy shoes that slip on. I realize they are ugly, but until you have to put on shoes with one hand and it's too cold for flip flops you cannot mock me. My ugly little elf shoes are comfortable enough to run after a toddler and don't require socks....have you ever tried to put on socks with one hand...almost impossible. Someday I'll enjoy things like shoelaces and sleep again, but until then I thank the young folks of this great nation for being lazy and making slip on shoes acceptable.