Step 1. Forget where you're going and have to call for directions.
Step 2. Have Zach try to pull his friend out of her pink kids chair so he can sit on it.
Step 3. Have a monster poop incident (toddler not adult) & not have an extra diaper with you.
Step 4. Plug up toilet with said monster poop and have to ask for a plunger.
Oh, you mean play dates aren't supposed to go like this? I wonder why I don't have many mom friends & no one wants to have play dates...now I know....word must have gotten out that Zach is a wild man & will clog your toilet.